Microsoft is launching a bold new operating system it’s tentatively calling Windows 8. I got a chance to test this system over the weekend and found myself terrified and confused. Here are the top 8 problems I’ve discovered with Windows 8.
- Windows 8 made from fiberglass instead of vinyl.
- If you hit CTRL+ALT+delete you’ll disappear.
- Employs touch screen technology, but you have to be in really good shape to move anything on the screen.
- Remember that annoying Microsoft paperclip that would pop up all the time asking if you need help? Well he’s back, only this time he seems really drunk.
- You have to sit through four minutes of credits every time you shutdown your computer.
- If windows performs an illegal operation, not only will it shut down, but there’s a good chance you could be indicted as a co-conspirator.
- It keeps touting ‘Etch-a-Sketch technology.’
- It isn’t Microsoft compatible.
What Happened This Weekend?! 